I’d like to say, in my own defence, that I have perfectly nice clothes. Blouses, good jeans, a turquoise necklace I’ve been saving for something since 1994. What I also own, in the way that counts, is one navy rain jacket, bought very sensibly in 2021. For five years, everything nice I put on has gone out the door underneath it.
I’m 68, I’m not a writer, and I hadn’t noticed what that added up to until a woman stopped me on the lakefront one afternoon and asked which bus went to Glenorchy. That happens in Queenstown. But then she asked whether the tour left from here, and whether I was the guide. That was the third time that summer. Navy rain jacket, sensible shoes, a lanyard of keys round my wrist. I looked like I worked for the gondola..
Here is how the rain jacket takes over. A Queenstown spring wants a layer. Not a winter coat, a layer, because it’s seventeen degrees and glorious at eleven o’clock, and by three the wind comes off the lake and the clouds come over the Remarkables, and you never quite know which way it’ll go.
And the only layer I owned was the rain jacket, because in this town a layer has to cope with anything. It’s waterproof, it’s windproof, it’s sensible. And I buy sensible. So the nice blouse went on, the rain jacket went over it, and the blouse stayed a secret between me and the hall mirror. Five years of that.